100 million dollar man

Joins the club. BP Chief Executive Tony Hayward get a gigant bonus for his efforts in bringing oil to the American people. -We unwillingly tried a new IKEA model on the coast of Florida where people could get the basics and assemble the petrol at home. It didn`t work. However, we would like to thank Tony Hayward who despite the oil leak, managed to deliver it to America in desperate times. Much like the Norwegian sailors who defied the Natzis and supplied Britan with oil during WW2.

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Dumb troat

The source. The retarded intelligence officer, among friends called Steve Hawkins, apologizes for the leak and says he lost faith in the war on terror. -Weapons aren`t working. I saw no other way to ending this mess than an information attack. As they say, the internet is mightier than the sword...

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Leakipedia

Flooding. Wikileaks is litterly drowning the army with facts. The internet carpet bombing has froozen warmongers in silent shocks as their revealed one by one on the information highway. WMA suggests Julian Assange, the mother of whistleblowing, gets himself a Vuvuzela, cause flute is just not gonna do it anymore.

Logo by Wikileaks

Blography

Look at me. The world`s first blography hits the internet these days. The old fashioned books made by dead trees became to complicated for the writer since he is still alive and will live for another 70 years pluss. Last chapter is far from written and the author found it complicated constantly having to recall the sold books for updates. Instead, read the biography live online as life unfolds. Ladies and internet nerds... Blography!

Illustration Gideon Burton

You don`t have the copyright on a tough background

Cry babies. Only 13 % of USA population are African Americans and they make too much noise. 70 % is European Americans and they newer complain. Being a slave in the 1800s wasn`t that different from having a job. They worked 12 hour days, 6 days a week too - and the pay was shit. And some of the land owners where blacks. And even they had fucking slaves so stop yawning. Everybody had a hard time.

Illustration jmcauser

Horny planet

Unemployment. Greeks spends after the finance crisis, in average, 40 hours more on lovemaking every week. The jobless men has quickly become the hottest holiday attraction for young women around the world. A local beach lion sums it up: -I`ll newer be able to work again.

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-I still got it!

Threatens to blow up America. -This is not the time or place to fuck with us. We need the troops in Afghanistan. So we`ll just nuke him. It`s gonna be a lot of flied rice, laughs US Secretary of War.

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